Hanging Out in Paris
What an institution the café is. You can rent a table for as long as you want for the price of an espresso (2 or 3€), and no one will dare ask you to move on or hassle you about ordering more. Choose a café with an interesting view so you can sit back, relax, and take in everything that goes by. If you think a café is just a joint to grab a cup of coffee in, you've understood nothing about this wonderful institution. You'll note that not many people read at cafés (although there's certainly nothing wrong with that), and it's virtually unheard of to see someone working on a laptop computer (although, again, you'll see it, but it's still unusual). Just about any café that looks interesting will be fine. Stay away, however, from the ones you've heard of (Deux Magots, Café de la Paix, etc.) because they'll be astronomically expensive, and, paradoxically (or not), not as interesting.
What do you order at a café? Well, what do you want? In the morning, you can get anything from an espresso (un café) or café crème (café au lait—coffee with a fair amount of milk in it) and a croissant or pain au chocolat to a full-blown American-style breakfast (although the latter, not at all common outside from the giant cafés near tourist districts, really only exists for tourists). Lunch time? Most cafés serve food, and lunches in Paris tend to be a bit bigger than in the U.S. Sandwiches and salads or heavier fare—the sorts of meals you might expect to see at dinner—aren't at all uncommon at lunch here.Try a croque monsieur, a sort of grilled ham and cheese sandwich. Evening? Have an apéritif or a glass of wine, a beer, a Pernod, or anything else that strikes your fancy. The café is as versatile as your tastes, and there really isn't any limit to the kind of café you might find yourself in. Some are snooty and oh so refined, while others are working class and, interestingly, just as refined.
You can rent a table for as long as you want for the price of an espresso and no one will dare ask you to move on.
Prices range enormously at cafés. A good rule of thumb for knowing if you're paying too much: if a coffee (un café) costs more than about 3–4€, then you're at an expensive place. A beer (25 centilitres, or about half a pint) should run you about 5 euros. Prices go up slightly at night. So, if you're at an expensive place, go someplace else for the second round. Note that non-alcoholic drinks are at least as expensive as alcohol, which shows you where the French head is at. Liquor is very expensive. A gin and tonic will set you back 9 or 10 euros! To order a draft beer, say "un demi," (unh demee) which means a half pint of draft. The waiter might ask you what kind and if he does ask him for a carte, which will likely be on the table anyway. (I'm partial to the Belgian beer Leffe.) If you don't know what to get and you don't want beer, you can get a glass (un verre) of white or red wine (de blanc, de rouge). That is, order "un verre de blanc" or "un verre de rouge" and the waiter will know that you want the house wine. He might ask you what kind, but just go with it. If you want coffee in the morning at a café, there are two things to know. If you order "un café" you'll get a small cup of espresso. This is what most people drink. If you order "un café crème" (unh cafay crem) you'll get what Americans consider a regular size cup of coffee with steamed milk in it. You'll also pay more for it. If you do want this, be cool and order "un crème" or "un grand crème." You're best off, by the way, not ordering un café crème after dinner, because it will cost as much as your food. (If you ever order a glass of milk, for watever reason, people will just think you are insane.) Order un café, and if you don't like small cups of espresso, then tough. You can generally get croissants, etc., in cafés for breakfast, too, at reasonable prices.
If you're going to meet someone before going out, and you haven't decided where to go first, tradition has it that you meet at the Fontaine St Michel, right at the very base of the Boulevard St Michel. It's located on a big and bustling square, and there will likely be lots and lots of young people hanging out here (some of them might even be causing some form of mild mischief, such as coloring the water in the fountain). Don't worry, though, if you're not exactly a youth—you'll see people of all ages waiting for their rendezvous here, and it's lively and pleasant here throughout the year.
Particularly good cafés:
La Palette, 43 rue de Seine. Way cool. Sit outside if you can. The waiter, who, I think, is also the owner, is probably the most amazing waiter in all of creation. He handles all the tables by himself, writes nothing down and at the end of the evening will remember exactly what you had. If you go there a lot, he may "tutoie" you (use the familiar verb forms), which is a very good sign. If you go there more than once, he will remember you for the rest of your life. I'm not kidding. Once I went there after having been away for two years and he remembered me and asked me where I had been.
La Rhumerie. 166 boulevard St. Germain, near the metro stop Mabillon. Order a "punch blanc" and you'll get a full glass of rum with ice cubes floating precariously around in it and something else of indeterminate nature (update September 2005: Chris reports that it's sugar syrup in the punch blanc—anyone want to confirm?). It's surprisingly good and will get you very drunk very fast. It's also relatively cheap, but I wouldn't question too much what's in it—there are some things here you just don't want to know. This can be a very strange and interesting café, and it's one of the few on St. Germain that one can afford and actually wants to. The people seem somehow sordid and extremely ordinary at the same time, and the place, predictably, gets more interesting as the night moves on. You absolutely must get a table by the window, especially if it's summertime (you'll see why, and you'll also see why you can almost come to blows fighting for one of the two truly superb tables). Try to look bored and sophisticated here. Also try Le Mabillon, right next door at 164. It's somewhat more stylish and sophisticated. Also try Le Mondrian, at number 148 blvd Saint Germain, which is neither of those things, and yet—or hence—very nice. In the same general vicinity is Le Procope, right around the corner at 13 rue de l'Ancienne Comédie, which you really ought to go to, if only for historical purposes. Widely billed as the first café in France (it was founded in the late seventeenth century), it was frequented by all the major French luminaries, including Rousseau, Diderot, Voltaire, and Hugo. Tom doesn't especially recommend the food there, but do check it out and at least have un café here.
Knowing you the way I do, I'm pretty sure that if you're in this neighborhood and you're into it, you'll also like the establishments in the rue des Canettes area. After you have your apéritif in one of the Saint Germain cafés listed above (or wherever), head to the metro stop Mabillon. Then head down the rue du Four, turn left on the rue Princesse, and now you're in the area I'm talking about. Check out the bars and restaurants on this street, go to the end, turn right, and head on over to the rue des Canettes. You'll find something you like—I promise.
Le Select. 99 Boulevard du Montparnasse, near the skyscraper. This one's famous, but not as expensive as the other well-known places. Jean-Paul Sartre and Simone de Beauvoir used to hang out here and at the Coupole across the street and talk about existentialism and smoke too much, wondering why Jean-Paul's ears were so large. Very hip but doesn't show it. Go there and try to look like you're a regular. Talk about nausea or something. I saw a waiter punch a female customer out one time here. You may see very old, once famous philosophers hanging out here, so try to look smart.
Le Général Lafayette. At 52, rue Lafayette, near the intersection with the rue du faubourg Montmartre (9th arrondissement, metro Le Peletier). Very nice selection of Belgian beers, which if you don't know you really should, in a neat, sort of turn of the century environment. Cool.
Au trappiste. 4, rue St. Denis, right by the Place du Châtelet. Not run by trappist monks, but that's where it gets its name. Zillions of beers from around the world, but primarily Belgian. They have mussels and French fries to die for here. Try to sit downstairs, but it's OK if you have to go upstairs, in which case you should try to get a seat by the window. This is a crowded and really fun place. Lots of youngish people (no, not that young), and very active, intelligent crowd. Great place for lunch, btw.
In the same general vicinity, at 1 Place du Chatelet, is Le Zimmer. This is an old stand-by among a certain kind of upscale crowd and some tourists. Mostly quiet and tranquil, it's got a great view of the Place, which hosts a very beautiful fountain. There are often odd little goings-on on this Place, and if you're sitting at the Zimmer you have a good view of all of them. Go inside and look at the astonishingly beautiful zinc ceiling. They also have excellent lunches here. A rollerblader once fell into my lap here.
If you want really famous, expensive, so-called chic places to go—the kind that misguided people who think New York's Upper East side is the only place to be would go to—then go to the Café de la paix, 2, rue Scribe, near the Opéra (and at that metro), or the Deux Magots, at 6, place St Germain. You might think you look good at these places, and you might, but they're pretty boring. Try going instead to Lipp(151 boulevard Saint Germain, metro Saint-Germain des Prés), which is much, much cooler, and also much more of a challenge: if you're going to eat, try to get seated on the ground floor (you won't be able to, because you're just a nobody, but try anyway. They'll end up seating you on the upper level [Siberia]; if they tell you you would have a 45-minute wait to sit on the ground level, don't believe it, and you'll just look like a fool waiting, because they'll never seat you on the ground floor.).
OK, I thought a long time before I put this in, but I decided since you're probably going to end up on St Michel anyway, you might as well know which café to go to. It's Le Départ, at the very beginning of the boulevard, right by the river (1, place St Michel). It's big and sprawling, and there's almost nothing to recommend it. But if you go, you'll be rewarded by two things: a very, very good scene passing by in front of you; and sometimes you'll get a truly interesting waiter—but only sometimes. Generaly speaking, though, the service here is actually pretty appalling, and you can wait 15 minutes sometimes before a waiter will bother to look at you. Do not eat here (unless it's a croissant at breakfast). Not even ice cream. But it's a very good place to nurse a drink (once you actually get it). One day if the service gets a little less hostile I might change my mind about this.
On the other hand, if you want to sit someplace and look at Notre Dame and actually be waited on, the place to go is Café Panis at 21 Quai Montebello. It's right across the river from the cathedral, on the 5th-arrondissement side of things, right by the famous Shakespeare and Company bookstore (at 37 rue Bûcherie). There will be a lot of activity here, but the food is good and the service is good; prices aren't bad for the neighborhood.
In general, although this is by no means a hard and fast rule, bars in Paris—as opposed to cafés, which you'd have figured out just by having your eyes open—tend to be small, dark, and crowded. I take this to be a good thing, but if you're claustrophobic or like to be seen you might not find this as appealing. A few good bars you might want to check out:
Oddly enough, the Pub St. Michel, at 19, Quai St. Michel (metro Saint Michel), turns out to be a pretty good place. You'd think it'd be some kind of weird tourist trap, but it's not. It's huge (it has several floors) and on the ground floor they do serious—and I mean serious—karaoke. It's mostly popular French and some American songs, and some of these people can really belt it out. I was shocked to go there once with my friend Maroussia, whom I've known for going on twenty years, and discovered that she could have a career as a chanteuse. In fact, she brought the house down with her rendition of "Mademoiselle Chante le blues." If you don't like karaoke, just go upstairs. This place is open until 5:00 am.
Polly Maggoo. 11, rue Saint Jacques, very close to Notre Dame. This is open all night, and it's a good thing, too, because the people who go here after about 2:00 A.M. shouldn't be allowed on the streets. Before 2:00 you get a strange mix of would-be fashion models and even some yuppie types; after that you get the people who were kicked out of the other bars. The other good thing is that it's cheap. It's not too dangerous, and you probably won't get beat up. It's worth going to at about 3:00 in the morning because some-thing strange is bound to be going on. I once saw someone climb up the front of the building and into a hotel window and then the night manager came out with a huge club. We then left. Apparently Jim Morrison used to hang out here. UPDATE 2001: Tragically, Polly Magoo has closed! Sometime during the month of June, this Paris institution closed its doors forever (actually, the entire building in which it's located is falling down and it looks like the folks inside barely made it out alive.) UPDATE 2003: Polly Magoo has re-opened! But it's not quite the same thing. It's basically right next door to where it used to be, but now it's sort of, well, nice. Go anyway and pretend it's as cool and sleazy and great as it used to be. It's not, but some of the old joint's lore might rub off on you.
For a good place right nearby—actually, just a few doors down—go to the Pub Shywawa (photo above). It's not as bizarre or interesting as the old Polly Magoo, but it's a genuinely excellent bar. In the summertime they have tables just inside the doors so you can get some fresh air, or you can disappear inside into its darker recesses. Don't be a jerk and order one of the bizarre beer and liquor cocktails.
The Place Contrescarpe, which is at the very top of the rue Mouffetard in the Latin Quarter has been becoming increasingly popular with the 20-something set. The two very large cafés that bound either side of it are mobbed in the evenings, and the smaller bars on the rue Descartes appear to be cultivating a slightly more chic atmosphere. If you want something a little quieter, try Teddy's Bar, at 3, rue Thouin. Just behind the place Contrescarpe at the top of the rue Mouffetard, this is an interesting place well worth checking out. It can be kind of quiet, and it's got a more mellow crowd. Nice atmosphere. If you want louder, more raucous places in this neighborhood, you can just go around the corner to the rue Descartes and check out the famous Bateau Ivre (at number 40, rue Descartes) or one of the other places right nearby. If you're in the neighborhood, go around the corner to the top of the rue du Cardinal Lemoine, and look at the plaque designating Ernest Hemingway's apartment. The bottom of the rue Descartes, which is a nice five-minute walk from the rue Mouffetard, has several strange and interesting places. Be sure to check out in particular (at no. 8, rue Descartes) the oddly and perhaps appropriately named Hurling Pub. If you keep heading down the rue Descartes it will turn into the rue de la Montagne Sainte-Geneviève, and you should be sure to check out the establishments in this area, in particular the Violin Dingue, at number 46. Also in the 5th is the Long Hop, 25-27 rue Frederic Sauton, just off the boulevard Saint Germain. Lively and loud place with a pool table, something you don't often see.
Les Chimères can be sort of weird sometimes, and a little creepy, but at other times, particularly before midnight, it's perfectly OK, and when it's good, it's really good. Walk on by 133 rue Saint Antoine and if it looks OK, go ahead on in. The bouncer mighty look menacing, but he's really about as menacing as Marie Osmond (but he's a lot more interesting—talk to him). Avoid the karaoke here. If Les Chimères looks inappropriate, head on over to Le Bûcheron at 14 rue Rivoli. Both these places are right smack in the Saint Paul district, just outside the marais, so there's plenty to recommend them, at least as far as the neighborhood goes. Les Chimères can be a little hostile at times; le Bucheron is friendly, if a little odd (but in a good way). Make sure to play with the weird menu thing that slides out of the tables just inside the door. A short walk away is the Pure Malt at 4 rue Caron (01 42 76 03 77). A nice little Scottish bar with a terrific menu of beers and whiskeys, this place is typically hopping on the weekends, and much calmer—and nicer—during the week. Just off the beautiful Place du Marché Sainte Catherine, which you should check out for extremely pleasant outdoor dinners during the warm months, the Pure Malt boasts a warm interior and interesting people. The bartender can be somewhat crabby.
Two areas that are really hopping, particularly on weekends, are the marais and Bastille.
Two areas that are really hopping, particularly on weekends, are the marais and Bastille, and they attract somewhat different crowds (and for what it's worth, not as many tourists as the Latin Quarter). The marais is loaded with a mix of bars ranging from the somewhat sophisticated to the downright trashy; it attracts a mix of gay and straight people, with some places leaning more one way than the other (you'll know by looking; some of the places don't admit women, but you're not likely to just fall into them, and if you do, they'll tell you. Don't worry about it.) Most of the gay bars are on the rue des Archives and the rue Vieille du Temple, with the rue Ste. Croix de la Bretonnerie making the connection. L'Open Café on the rue des Archives has the reputation of being one of the friendliest places; Le Feeling Bar has the opposite reputation (or, as one friend put it, "It ought to be called the 'Bad' Feeling Bar"). Le Central was sort of the grandfather of them all—it had apparently been around the longest, but it's closed now. The most famous lesbian club in the neighborhood was Bliss Kfé, at 30 rue Roi de Sicile (on the corner of the rue des Ecouffes), but it, too, closed for good recently. For other places, gay, straight, or mixed, head up the rue vieille du temple off of the rue de Rivoli. Pass an odd placed named Pick Clops, which has a good bar you can sit at (rumor has it it's named after folks who cadge cigarettes, which makes sense, I guess) and then you'll come across an excellent hangout called Les Philosophes (28, rue vieille du temple). Just try and get a table outside. Keep on going up the rue vieille du temple, and you'll find a few more interesting cafés/bars within a few streets; the Petit Fer à cheval is especially good. Try also Yono at 37 rue Vieille du Temple (just head under the strange, dark arch). It's a cool, multi-level place with lots of beautiful and regular people. The Lizard Lounge is also very popular (18 rue du Bourg Tibourg), but gets really, really crowded, and a lot of people like the similar Stollys at 16 rue du Cloche Percé, or the Klein Holland at 36 rue Roi de Sicile. I'm very fond of the Klein Holland, because it's a quiet bar on weekdays where you can go and just hang out, but then on weekends it has just enough activity to be festive, but not so much that it annoys you. Wait—maybe I shouldn't tell anyone that. Explore the side streets around here—in particular the rue des Blancs Manteaux, rue de la Verrerie, and the rue Ste. Croix de la Bretonne. You'll find some terrific places; in some people are dressed in a kind of sophisticated casual chic; in others jeans and Ts.
For a complete change of pace, head over to the Bastille. You'll find that the Place de la Bastille itself is pretty hopping, but you should also walk up the rue de la Roquette. Follow the crowds, and unless you're completely blind, you'll end up walking down the rue de Lappe. There are all kinds of loud and interesting bars here. Sadly, the Titty Twister (?!) seems to be closed for now. You'll find some really interesting Spanish bars and restaurants here. If you want traditional French, go to the Bistro des sans culottes at number 27 (01 48 05 42 92). If you continue up the rue de Lappe, you'll find myriad Asian restaurants, mostly Thai, but some other varieties, too. To check out some interesting wine bars and other restaurants (Spanish and French, mostly), head down the rue de Charonnes. If you're into the gay leather scene, take a trip down the rue Keller (dress codes strictly enforced).
The area around the rue Oberkampf has been changing a great deal, and you'll find it a lot of fun if you like the whole bohemian / bourgeois thing.
The area around the rue Oberkampf has been changing a great deal, and you'll probably find it a lot of fun, especially if you like the sort of bohemian/bourgeois thing. Starting at the avenue de la République, the stretch of this road that goes up almost as far as the boulevard de Menilmontant is loaded with bars and some restaurants that cater to a young and/or hipster crowd. Nothing in Paris looks so much like New York's Greenwich Village as these 100 meters of nightlife, and yet, this area is in my humble but alas! correct opinion way more interesting than the Village. You'll not be wanting to dress in your preppy clothes, and leave your elegance behind: these places are fairly rowdy, down-to-earth nightspots catering to a really mixed crowd. You're likely to see some rockers, a few punk types, but mostly a lot of youngish people who look as though they walked off a college campus or a poetry reading. People tend to be very friendly in this area, and you might hook up—in all senses of that word, if that's your thing—with all sorts of folks you otherwise wouldn't. Start at the Mecano Bar (99 rue Oberkampf), a very cool place that is a former hardware store, and work your way up the hill. You'll see more places that look like American style bars here than anyplace else in the city. Pay particular attention to the rectangle formed by Oberkampf, the rue St. Maur, and the rue Jean-Pierre Timbaud. Ben turned me on to a totally excellent bar on the rue Oberkampf called Café Mercerie (at no. 98, tel. 01.43.38.81.30), and I plan to become a regular there. It has an excellent bar you can sit at, two big rooms for sitting in, good music, and a nice crowd. We were hungry, and we more or less stumbled into the restaurant/bar Bakara Lounge, at 61, rue Jean-Pierre Timbaud (01.48.07.17.04), and I can highly recommend it.
Getting Away From Areas You Always Find Yourself Going Back To
You probably end up in the Latin Quarter a lot, and why wouldn't you? There's all kinds of stuff happening there at all hours. But don't get the idea that that's it: you can find nightlife all over the city, in various forms, and sometimes it's an entirely different experience to get away from all those tourists and all those kids. You might try just grabbing the metro or the bus to some area you don't know and exploring. Particularly good areas are:Montmartre (the butte; the Grands boulevards); Montparnasse (Take the metro to Vavin, and try in particular Le Select (99 boulevard Montparnasse); La Rotonde(105 boulevard Montparnasse); Le Dôme(108 boulevard Montparnasse; more of a restaurant); and La Coupole (102 boulevard Montparnasse); Châtelet (especially Au Trappiste [see above]); Odéon (Horses Tavern at 16, rue des Quatre Vents); the carrefour de Bucci and the connecting rue Saint André des Arts (Le Conti [1, rue Buci] and Le Buci [6, rue Buci] are open pretty much all night, and the former has a very friendly British waiter, if you're freaked out about speaking French).
Increasing hot are a couple areas on the Grands Boulevards, which is the long stretch of large avenues that changes names but looks like one long street in the 9th arrondissement. Start at James Hetfeeld's,at 17, boulevard Poissonnière (metro Grands Boulevards). Then go to the "Australian" Café Oz at 8, boulevard Montmartre, just a short hop down the road. You'll find a lot in this area if you begin at Hetfeeld's and then keep heading west on the Grands Boulevards.
You also don't want to miss the rue Montorgueil scene. The rue Montorgueil, which begins just north of Les Halles, was gentrified a number of years ago, and it's mostly a pedestrian street now, although cars do come (slowly) through sometimes. In the five or six blocks of its length you'll find a lot of very trendy places to eat and drink, and an interesting mix of very trendy people and very ordinary ones. This is a good place to go if you want to check out a scene but don't feel comfortable going to a club. It's happening pretty much all day long, but the scene changes, as you might imagine. At lunch time it's mobbed, mostly with locals and people who work in the area. At the after-work hours its mostly 20-somethings meeting friends, with a lot of others mixed in (don't feel left out if this isn't your demographic—this is a pretty open area and you'll feel pretty much at home here). Late night it's a good place to sit and nurse a drink (pictured at right is the Café du Centre, taken from our table at the Rocher de Cancale). You should also check out the rue Montmartre, just a couple streets over.
If you're up in the Montmartre area and want to grab a beer at an interesting, sort of art-deco bar, head over to 1, rue Yvonne le Tac to Le Progrès. It's just around the corner from the bottom of the funiculaire, that strange streetcar that takes you up or down the steepest part of the Montmartre hill, and it's got an interesting crowd, a good selection of beers, very reasonable prices, and a cool atmosphere. The closest metros are Abesses and Anvers.
Places that are open all night: not always as easy to find as you might like. Many places close between 1:00 and 3:00. After that you're limited to Polly Magoo (see above), and a few of the others mentioned. Also try the Who's Bar (13, Rue du Petit Pont), just a few doors down from Polly Magoo, toward Notre Dame. It's dark and apparently music-oriented, although you won't hear much there. It might look slightly forbidding, but it's really perfectly OK—just walk in. People might look at you, but they don't really care about you and will go on talking about something (maybe you). There's also a café behind the fontaine St. Michel at the bottom of the boulevard St. Michel (on the rue Hautefeuille) that is usually open all night or at least very late, and one across the street as well. The one on the Place closes around 1:00. If you find yourself in the 9th or 10th late at night, there's a café right near the metro Bonne Nouvelle (either on the boulevard Poissonnière or Bonne Nouvelle, but they're effectively the same street) that is completely uninteresting but open all night. They have a large German shepherd here that might chase you. There are also several all-night cafés near the Tour St. Jacques (right by the Place du Châtelet) which for some mysterious reason tend to be open sometimes and not others. You may also see some transvestites here and in the surrounding area. Try especially the Sarah Bernhardt (2, place du Châtelet). These are also good because if you're going to take the night bus home, you can have a drink here before you get the bus (and learn how to take the night bus here). There's also this really strange place on the rue Dauphine (metro Odéon) that doesn't know if it's a restaurant, bar or night club. It's called Dom Carlos, and you have to really look for it because it's buried in the wall and it's tiny. It's quite unusual. There will be a lot of people speaking Spanish here. Avoid ordering much food, because it's quite expensive, but sometimes people just order food for you and pay for you and don't expect any sexual favors in return. This seems to work for both sexes and there's nothing weird or sinister about it—the people just genuinely seem to enjoy doing it. There will probably be people dancing on the tables.
The cafés in the Pigalle area tend to be open very late, and sometimes all night. They'll be somewhat more expensive than most, but not that much more. You'll very likely be treated to some sordid sights, what with all the transvestite prostitutes ("travelos") and all, and you might even be verbally harassed a bit, but nothing to worry about. Just tell the person harassing you to get lost (unless it's the waiter). The café at the corner of the boulevard de Rochechouart and the rue des Martyrs is a haunt for the neighborhood professionals, mostly when they're calling it a night. Pigalle is not dangerous at all, certainly not compared to the rue St. Denis, which isn't really that bad, either. Its bark is much worse than its bite, but you really ought to be vigilant when walking around here, just to be sure. It's become much more plastic and neon in the past several years. It'll probably remind you of a kind of sordid Las Vegas.
Places to Avoid that You Are Likely to See
The Guinness Tavern. It's near the Pompidou center, but I won't tell you more. You're likely to be maced here (I was) and they won't let you in if they don't like the way you look. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure they won't like the way you look. The Front Page. Same area. Very sickening. You'll meet Americans who have "lived" in Paris for 6 weeks and who will claim to have forgotten all their English. This is good because then you won't have to talk to them. UPDATE: Never mind. It's closed!
In general, most of the bars in the Fontaine des Innocents area (near the Forum des Halles) are really sickening because they're peopled by American tourists competing to seem more Parisian than thou. I don't know why it is that they're all concentrated right here, but it's nice that they are, so you can just avoid them.
Wanna know what's happening in the clubs? Very hard to keep track of, since stuff changes so often, and what's hot right now won't be in a couple months. A couple you can count on are Queen, at 102, Avenue des Champs-Elysées (metro George V) and Folies Pigalle on the Place Pigalle (metro Pigalle). Clubs open late; and remember, the metro stops running at around 1:00 in the morning, so you'll need to make alternate plans for your grand and dramatic exit. Most clubs stay open until dawn, though, so you'll be just in time to get the first metro home (which usually starts at around 5:45 am). If you're interested in the whole club scene in Paris, you'll proably want to visit some of the more specialized sites. Tom doesn't generally give out a lot of links, but do check out www.parissi.com for some pretty cool info.
Readers Chime In
A reader recommends the Auld Alliance Pub at 80, rue François Miron in the 4th arrondissement (01 48 04 30 40, metro Saint-Paul). "It's not a hot spot, but kind of a quiet refuge if you are tired of speaking French or if you like football. Auld Alliance is generally a Rangers pub, and gets a great crowd for Scotland games. Football is a great way to get into European 'culture.'"
Tim gives a lot of reasons why everyone should head over to Le Rostand, a café on the corner of the rue Soufflot and the boulevard St Michel (6, place Edmond Rostand; 01 43 54 61 58, metro Cluny-La Sorbonne, Odéon, or RER Luxembourg). Tim writes: "Gerard Dépardieu served Gina Rowlands a glass of Graves here in "Paris, je t'aime." Le Rostand is a good café in Paris for a rendez-vous, centrally located but around the corner from the mayhem of the Boulevard St. Michel. perfect for a coffee date. It faces an entrance to the Luxembourg garden across the street. You can watch the parade of Parisians taking a moment out of their day for a stroll. Stylish, but not chi-chi. A classic but unpretentious café in a great neighborhood."
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